Be a Host or Guest for a Seder / Sell Your Chametz! and more Bad Passover Jokes
03/30/2014 02:47:27 PM
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Question: Who is the Passover Kid's favorite Passover singer??
A. Elvis Parsley!!
Question: What is the Passover Kid's favorite place at school??
A. The Plague-round!!
Question: What's the difference between matzoh and cardboard??
A. Cardboard doesn't leave crumbs in the rug!!
Question: Why did the Passover Kids cross the street??
A. They didn't have enough bread to take the bus!!
Question: Why was the Matzah so anxious?
A. He was afraid that he was cracking up.
A. Elvis Parsley!!
Question: What is the Passover Kid's favorite place at school??
A. The Plague-round!!
Question: What's the difference between matzoh and cardboard??
A. Cardboard doesn't leave crumbs in the rug!!
Question: Why did the Passover Kids cross the street??
A. They didn't have enough bread to take the bus!!
Question: Why was the Matzah so anxious?
A. He was afraid that he was cracking up.
We want everyone to have a place to be for one or both of the first two nights of Passover. Once again, the Passover match-making service is up and operating.
Please sign up by clicking here - if you can host or are looking for a Passover Seder.
Rabbi Elliott is ready to sell you Chametz!
Contract For Selling Chametz
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Prohibition of Chometz
On Pesach it is prohibited to possess chametz (leaven). All chametz that will not be eaten or burned before Pesach must be sold to a non-Jew. All chametz utensils that will not be thoroughly cleaned by then, and are stored away in closets or rooms while preparing for Pesach. The storage area is locked or tape-shut, and leased to a non-Jew at the time of the sale.
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